thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE


inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn


sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"


lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted


completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014


wiredwhimsicalities:

me avoiding my responsibilities 


fromrheims:

Assemble by Blule