I wonder how long it will take my dad to notice that I filled the two unused picture frames in the living room with pictures of danny divito and a lobster
I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.
Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in years.
It’s a little transparent ghosty ready to go trick or treating on your blog!
do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do
Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders
I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”
hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue