missgambit:

I wonder how long it will take my dad to notice that I filled the two unused picture frames in the living room with pictures of danny divito and a lobster


iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me


huggabutts:

theviolenttomboy:

PokeSpe/Full House

Role model


poemsingreenink:

hyenaspotz:

I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.

Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in years.



bvlgarized:

coolingbree:

a-wraith:

It’s a little transparent ghosty ready to go trick or treating on your blog!

lol

Cutie

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do



askfordoodles:

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

hellyeahthomassanders:

Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders

That’s adorable.

I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”


megachikorita:

hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue